We've all had a lot of ravioli

Bloody Holly: “WAIT, so you’re telling me though if Jack White was to walk in here and be all “SMASHLEY CAN I RING YOUR DOORBELL?” you’d say no thanks?!”

Smashley Simpson:”…okay, I’D LET HIM RING MY DOORBELL!”

reason why i enjoyed Whip It outtakes so much…

“I’d make a White Stripes record right now. I’d be in the White Stripes for the rest of my life. That band is the most challenging, important, fulfilling thing ever to happen to me. I wish it was still here. It’s something I really, really miss.”

Henry, whom White calls Hank, would be 4 in a couple of months; Scarlett had just turned 5. “They’re little vaudeville kids,” White said. “They’ve been onstage for school plays and stuff, and they’re not nervous at all.” He’d already noticed some differences in their personalities. “You can see in Henry’s eyes that he really watches the creation of things,” he said. “And Scarlett is very much a producer — she likes to tell how it’s going to happen. We were messing around a couple of weeks ago, and she was like, ‘I’m hearing two pianos… . ’ ”

White said the kids had formed their own band, which they’d named Coke. “They’ve never had a Coke,” he said. “I think they just liked the syllable.” He opened his MacBook and pulled up an old video of Scarlett drumming along to the White Stripes’ version of “St. James Infirmary Blues,” keeping perfect time while White sang. “Check out the big finish,” he said as she hit the snare for the finale. “She’s 2 here.”

oh man.

Are you all crying? cause you should be

Black Jack Davey

Passive Manipulation.

perfection